The Special One's Christmas Card

FROM JOSE MOURINHO TO ARSENE WENGER
Dear Arsene,
At this time of year, when we pause to remember the birth of The Special One (not me, but I'm working on it), I think it is time to let bygones be bygones.
You may remember that earlier this year I called you a "voyeur". For this I say sorry. What I meant to say was "loser".
I'd also like to thank you for your present of a 20 point lead in the Premiership. Rarely have I seen such generosity, although I was hoping to find Ashley Cole gift-wrapped under my tree.
Season's greetings.
Jose. x
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My comment: Now I understand why Arsenal trainer did not shake hands with Jose, after the game :-) :-).